With literally no limit to the choices you can find or come up with, it can take a long time to find the right name for your new cat. It can be a stressful decision. Not only do you need to find a name that you enjoy saying and hearing, but you also need to find one that suits your cat’s looks and personality. After all, not every feline fits the name Fluffy. But don’t fear; your search is about to come to an end.
These 140 funny cat names are sure to make you smile, but if you’re lucky, you just might find the perfect moniker for your new kitty. To be sure you’re on the right track, try saying your favorite cat names out loud to see how they sound. Spoiler alert: They’re going to sound silly.
Oldies but goodies: Classic yet silly-sounding cat names
Sometimes, you don’t need to think too hard to find a silly-sounding name for your cat. Even classic feline names can sound funny under the right circumstances, but these slightly unique cat names are sure to stand out among cat owners. Just imagine a vet tech calling one of these names when it’s time for your kitty’s yearly check-up.
- Admiral Meowington
- Angus
- Bertha
- Big Boy
- Birdie
- Bitty
- Bob
- Captain
- Cornelius
- Cubby
- Dewey
- Ducky
- Einstein
- Elvis
- Fergus
- Fishbait
- Fluffernutter
- Gizmo
- Goblin
- Goose
- Jeeves
- Kitty
- Mushu
- Ninja
- Opie
- Phantom
- Puddy Tat
- Quimby
- Reginald
- Rooster
- Rumplestiltskin
- Slim
- Slinky
- Sneaky
- Thunder
- Tippy
- Tubby
- Walter
- Wiggles
- Yogi
Food-inspired funny cat names
If you’re a foodie, then you already have all you need to draw inspiration from. Every meal and snack of the day can inspire a “purrfect” cat name, from the fanciest of brunches to the simplest ingredients. You could even name your new pet after your favorite restaurant or chain. The only downside to choosing a culinary name is that you might be hungry whenever your four-legged friend is around.
- Arby
- Bacon
- Bagel
- Baguette
- Bean
- Burrito
- Butter
- Carl Jr.
- Cheddar
- Chipotle
- Culver
- Dunkin
- El Gato Loco (for fans of El Pollo Loco)
- Gouda
- Hardee
- Jersey Mike
- Kit-Kat
- Meatball
- Meat Loaf
- Mickey D
- Nugget
- Panera
- Papa John
- Papa Murphy
- Popeye
- Pork Chop
- Purrito
- Ramen
- Skittles
- Sriracha
- Starbuck
- Subway
- Sushi
- Taco Bell
- Toast
- Tofu
- Tootsie
- Wasabi
- Wendy
- Zaxby
Funny cat names inspired by pop culture
Many cat owners like to choose names based on celebrities, music, or pop culture — and it’s easy to see why. It’s so simple to turn one of these popular names into something clever, like a cat pun, but it will also make people smile to hear a name from their favorite TV show. There’s no wrong way to go.
When choosing a pop culture-inspired name, it’s important to remember that nothing stays relevant in the media for a long time. Naming your new rescue kitten after your favorite meme might be hilarious now, but will you still love the name when no one remembers the reference? If so, you might be on the right track.
- Bilbo Baggins
- Cat Benatar
- Catzilla
- Cindy Clawford
- Cleocatra
- Cowboy Carter
- Crookshanks
- Doja Cat
- Dr. Seuss
- Dwight D. Eisenmeower (or just Dwight for fans of The Office)
- Edgar Allan Paw
- Eleven
- Feyd Rautha
- Frodo
- Funbucket
- Katniss
- Katy Purry or Kitty Purry
- Kermit
- Keyboard (an homage to Keyboard Cat)
- Lorax
- Marie Purrie
- Meme
- Meowth
- Mewlius Caesar
- Miss Frizzle
- Mr. Bigglesworth
- Mr. Nimbus
- Mr. T
- Neptune
- Obi Wan Kenobi
- Ouija
- Pikachu
- Rambo
- Ricky Ticky Tabby
- Shakira
- Skibbidi
- Snorlax
- Swift
- Toothless
- Tweety
Funny names from ‘Cats,’ the Musical
It’s impossible to talk about funny cat names without mentioning the infamous musical Cats. Even though Andrew Lloyd Weber’s controversial project has met mixed reviews ever since its debut, there’s no denying that the cat characters themselves are unforgettable. True, the costumes may look haunting, but this “tale” of the lives of street cats is still being told today.
These are 20 of the silliest-sounding feline names from the book that inspired the musical: T.S. Eliot’s poetry collection Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.
- Alonzo
- Bombalurina
- Bustopher Jones
- Carbucketty
- Griddlebone
- Grizabella
- Growltiger
- Gus: The Theatre Cat
- Jellylorum
- Jennyanydots
- Macavity
- Mr. Mistoffelees
- Munkustrap
- Old Deuteronomy
- Pouncival
- Rumpleteazer
- Rumpus Cat
- Rum Tum Tugger
- Skimbleshanks
- Victoria the White Cat
Did you find your buddy’s new name on this list? If not, we sure hope you at least had a laugh at some of these novel feline monikers. Whether inspired by pop culture or made out of thin air, almost anything can be a funny, distinct name for a cat. Want to name your pet after your BFF? Go ahead! Does a random word in the dictionary tickle your brain? That can be a name, too. Don’t be afraid to get creative when thinking of a funny cat name for your new feline friend because your options are truly endless.
